Paris Getting Regular County Jail Treatment

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Paris Hilton, who is now back behind bars, is doing as well as can be expected, and is receiving no preferential treatment, said her lawyer after visiting with hotel heiress on Monday.

Hilton is reportedly being held in the medical ward, on treatment of an undisclosed treatment related to claustrophobia and attention deficit disorder. She has also received a visit from her psychologist. Her lawyer maintains that although she is getting excellent medical care at the twin towers medical prison facility, that level of care is the prison standard for all prisoners.

Paris Hilton was released from prison last week by Sheriff Lee Bacca, an elected official, to serve out the remainder of her sentence for undisclosed medical reasons at home. Public official outrage saw the sentencing judge re summon her to the courtroom, where she was promptly resent back to jail.

The Sheriff is an elected official, and had received a $1000 campaign donation from Paris’s grandfather, but the sheriff’s department assures the public that any donations made will have no influence on the activities of the sheriffs department. Paris’s family confirmed that they had not attempted to alter the activities of the sheriffs department, and claimed that they were as surprised as anyone when the hotel heiress was released a few days earlier.

Paris Hilton will now serve out the remainder of her 23 day sentence for a probation violation on an earlier DUI offence in prison. Paris seems to be using the time for personal betterment, and made a prison telephone call to television host Barbara Walters of the View, and said that she will no longer “act dumb”, and feels that “God has given me this new chance”

Paris Hilton will likely serve out the remainder of her 23 day sentence within the confines of the medical ward.

Barbara Walters took a collect call from Paris Hilton over the weekend; details of the Paris Hilton jail phone interview are sketchy at present.