Poet Britney Spears ?

Britney Spears, fresh off her honeymoon with new husband Kevin Federline, has written a poem to commemorate the epic event, reports MSNBC.com. Robert Frost, she ain’t. A sample stanza from Honeymoon Poem which Spears has posted for fans: A meal, a shower and some ice cream/Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl that Spears is pregnant, and has even picked out the name Aurora if it’s a girl, though her spokeswoman continues to deny or hedge. The talk is, that’s why she plans to take some time off from touring and why the formerly blond vixen has gone brunette—so that the chemicals from the dye don’t harm the supposed baby.