Rehab Has Revolving Doors for Britney Spears

Thursday, February 22, 2007

The troubled star seems to think that rehab is only a 24 hour thing. Last weekend it was reported that Britney flew to a small Caribbean island and checked herself into rock star Eric Clapton’s rehab center, Crossroads.  Less than 24 hours later she had checked herself out and was on a plane home.  Upon arriving in the US, Britney was spotted with dark brown hair. She told onlookers that she was doing fine. When complimented on her hair Britney replies, “Thanks, I think I’ll keep it this way”.

Upon arriving home to Los Angeles, the pop princess freaked.  Witnesses are saying that Britney broke down in her car sobbing.  She then went into a mom and pop shop and demanded that they shave her head. When the owner refused, Britney picked up a pair of shears and shaved her own head. All of this was caught on film by a crowd of fans and paparazzi waiting outside.

Britney then left the shop and went to a tattoo parlor.  There she had a pair of lips tattooed on her wrist. After being inked, Britney donned a blonde wig and went partying.  The owner of the club later told reporters that Britney spent the night drinking beer and rum and cokes.

Yesterday she checked herself into a posh Malibu treatment center known for its strict guidelines. Even in rehab Britney was hounded by the Paparazzi; who photographed her poolside smoking cigarettes. The disturbing photos show Britney with a bald head and sweat pants that still had the size sticker on them.  Britney checked out, again, after a 24 hour stay. 

Psychologists are saying that Britney’s action show all the signs of someone in the midst of having a breakdown.  Dr. Drew of the syndicated talk show, “Love Lines”, has spoken to reporters and said that if Britney doesn’t get help soon, “we are likely to have another dead young woman”.