Will Someone Please Teach Paris How to Pump Gas?!

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Paris Hilton loves her new $200,000 Bentley automobile. She drove it all around town this past weekend. Unfortunately, she was absent from driving class the day they went over car maintenance. Paparazzi caught the multi million dollar heiress stranded and gas-less not once, but three times within a 48 hour period.

The first gas shortage occurred while Ms. Hilton was leaving the posh Dream Catcher salon in Los Angeles, California. One un-named paparazzi put down his camera long enough to be her knight in shining armor by going on a gas run. Ms. Hilton spent the time waiting by looking at pictures of her friends.

Soon, the gentlemen photographer returned with a gallon of gas. After a quick refuel, Ms. Hilton was on her way home. Once home, her Personal Assistant was informed of her employer’s misfortune. The Personal Assistant arranged for someone to make another gas run.

The third and final gas catastrophe occurred in a Los Angeles shopping mall called The Grove. Ms. Hilton managed to make it to the mall parking lot before running out of gas for the final time.  The same gentleman came to her rescue by retrieving still another tank of gas. Thus, giving new meaning to the phase, ‘running on empty’.

Car enthusiasts are cringing at Ms. Hiltons obvious lack of knowledge or caring about high performance cars. Drivers who run their automobiles with the gas line below a quarter tank risk damaging their engines as well as fuel line breakage.  Mechanics are sure to love Ms. Hilton and are probably lining up to service her (car, I mean).  Perhaps Ms. Hilton should consider hiring a full time employee just to pump her gas.